chelonianmobile ([info]chelonianmobile) wrote in [info]fanficrants,
2010-02-11 00:32:00
I realise complaining about a fanficcer making a penis too small is unusual, but it's gotta be said.

Dear specific ficcer: when you were trying to describe a guy as having a large penis, I think you meant it was two inches in diameter, not circumference. Two inches in circumference would make it a little over half an inch wide, which I think is juuuust a tad below normal size. (Not that I'd know, since I don't go around de-pantsing guys and breaking out the tape measure.)

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[info]lilweirdomokyn

February 11 2010, 00:35:01 UTC 2 years ago

I never thought I'd see that icon be topic appropriate, but you certainly found a way.

I don't know about this type of stuff, so I can't say much about the rant itself.

[info]ocelot_summer

February 11 2010, 00:39:01 UTC 2 years ago

I just... I... Er...

XD

There are no words.

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[info]calenture

February 11 2010, 01:09:10 UTC 2 years ago

Dammit, author. Can't you just say "He had a huge, mammoth, utterly gigantic shaft of man-meat" and have done with it?

[info]acediance

February 11 2010, 01:17:11 UTC 2 years ago

Kids, this is why you should pay attention in geometry class. XD

[info]pathology_doc

February 11 2010, 01:19:45 UTC 2 years ago

C = pi x D.

If C = 2 inches, D = about 0.638" or around 16.2mm according to my slide rule (which, for the record, is 6.1 inches long and up to 1.6 inches wide). And that's only impressive if you're, IDK, Dobby the House-Elf maybe?

[info]mouseycat

February 11 2010, 01:26:28 UTC 2 years ago

Ahaaa Dobby.

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DAMNIT BRAIN STOP ATTEMPTING TO FIGURE THAT OUT!

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[info]homestar

February 11 2010, 01:20:27 UTC 2 years ago

*snicker*

[info]mouseycat

February 11 2010, 01:27:00 UTC 2 years ago

Your icon is disturbing.

And yet somehow, I am amused...

[info]peppermintsheep

February 11 2010, 01:35:53 UTC 2 years ago

I, too, am in a disturbing sort of love with your icon. :)

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[info]fairest1

February 11 2010, 01:27:24 UTC 2 years ago

Why do people even feel the need to specify numbers? Porn should not make you feel the need to dig out your old biology notes or calculators.

[info]phaetonschariot

February 11 2010, 09:46:10 UTC 2 years ago

Maybe they're a carpenter* or something and are really good at estimating lengths.


*Yes, I totally picked that for a "got wood?" joke.

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[info]razorzknight

February 11 2010, 01:35:19 UTC 2 years ago

"Is that a needle in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

[info]laughingrat

February 11 2010, 01:37:19 UTC 2 years ago

I bet you do. You don't have to lie to us, you know; we're fandom. We love you, and understand you, and want to get a full list of the results on an ongoing basis.

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[info]panoptics

February 11 2010, 02:46:37 UTC 2 years ago

Ah. Is that what George Carlin was saying? "Needledick, the Bugfucker"? I could never quite tell.

[info]crysta_blade

February 11 2010, 15:52:17 UTC 2 years ago

That reminds me: I should watch more Outrageous Fortune.

[info]brookiki

February 11 2010, 02:12:01 UTC 2 years ago Edited:  February 11 2010, 02:12:20 UTC

(Not that I'd know, since I don't go around de-pantsing guys and breaking out the tape measure.)

Got plans this weekend? I'm always interested in the advance of science. >:D

[info]chelonianmobile

February 11 2010, 18:03:00 UTC 2 years ago

Well, as long as you promise it's for science.

[info]sylvacoer

February 11 2010, 02:43:31 UTC 2 years ago

All I'm trying to figure out how to work a tape measure into kink... DAMMIT, BRAIN! *Q-tip stab*

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February 11 2010, 09:48:31 UTC 2 years ago



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[info]darker_she_said

February 11 2010, 03:32:55 UTC 2 years ago

I LOL'd.

[info]akashathekitty

February 11 2010, 05:20:48 UTC 2 years ago

Heehee. Talk about a prick.

[info]mouseycat

February 11 2010, 10:10:43 UTC 2 years ago

PFFFT haha

You almost owed me a new keyboard!

[info]rose_cat

February 11 2010, 11:37:01 UTC 2 years ago

Because no one else has quoted it.

From Torchwood, ep 1.06, "Countrycide":

(Doctor Owen Harper's about to give Gwen a local anesthetic before treating her shotgun wound.)

OWEN: All right. Do you want a quip about feeling a small prick?

GWEN: (laughs & groans) No, but thanks for offering.
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